Quantum Cartographer

I like these things.

Imma talk about Borderlands the Pre-Sequel a bit here.
I enjoy it, I really do, but its a notable step down from 2.
The low gravity is unique, but there are major flaws. First off, the buggies, knowing that they didn’t handle too well in normal gravity in 2, handle like total cock. The stinger is manageable but the buggy shouldn’t be in the game. It also makes all your actions feel like you’re greased up, which makes combat rough. You have to slip n slide around enemies which sucks.
The oxygen system is pointless. Enemies drop O2, they’re a loot drop, there are oxygen pads on most rocky bits, there at bubble generators around every turn. That makes me think that they had tons of people suffocating in play testing, which raises the question of why keep it?
The dialogue isn’t nearly as good. The in combat dialogue is boring which sucks a lot since that was a brilliant part of 2. Also, every single new character they introduce is an Aussie. I mean no bad by it, but they slather on the accent and slang so fucking thick I can barely keep up with the story, let alone understand any jokes there may have been.
And every boss fight thus far, has been precluded by busy work. For example, the one I’m doing now, I was running to the bridge to fight the boss, when they closed it off. I then had to try the manual override for the bridge, attempt to make a leave bridge by venting methane, check the methane levels, reroute the methane to the correct pipe; this all while the boss taunted me as a chicken. And it doesn’t even feel like any story progress is made. Just errands.

brainstatic:


Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

brainstatic:

Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

(via spoopyjeezus)

kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

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alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches, via spoopyjeezus)